Welcome everyone! After 6 long months of losing my way and getting all serious on you lovely people I somehow found my sense of humour again! It was hiding away under some rock in my garden and I found it peeking it's wee head out last night! Phew!
So, I am back on the dating scene and for no other reason than to entertain....
Well, I have 2 dates organised already. Possibly both in the same day so this should be fun! I still have to confirm the second date though so we shall see!
Things I have learned...
I HATE being called sexy "hi sexy" "how's you sexy" and such like are not endearing! They just make you sound like a twat.
An opening email should not read "hi how you doing?!" I either won't reply or you will get a one word answer.
I don't like the name Keith (also a small joke between my lovely friend Allan and I)
Don't send me an essay - if you are a munter I don't care how much effort you put in, I will NOT reply.
No pictures? Why bother?!
I don't do fat
I don't do over 40
I don't do ginge...
It's only been 24 hours in...wonder what will happen next?!
Tick tock...the fun is just beginning!
